Sunday, September 25, 2011

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT UNIVERSITY WHEN ...

 

  • Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.
  • You check Facebook more than once a day.
  • You get drunk dialled on any night of the week.
  • You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.
  • You’ve fallen off a loft bed.
  • You talk about beer pong like it’s a sport.
  • Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, and you even sympathize with them… sometimes when you wake up you have no idea where you are.
  • Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report.
  • You open a beer at 10 am and your roommate asks you if there’s more.
  • The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.

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