Saturday, October 1, 2011

YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN...

 

  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
  • You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
  • Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
  • You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
  • People get dizzy just watching you.
  • You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
  • The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
  • Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
  • Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.

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