- When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
- Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
- He was hairier than Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine.
- Well, paint me purple and call me Barney.
- I'm busier than a one-legged Riverdancer.
- Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
- The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
- He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
- I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
- He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
- I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.
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