Tuesday, January 17, 2012

MORE CLASSIC ONE LINERS

 

  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
  • Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  • He was hairier than Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine.
  • Well, paint me purple and call me Barney.
  • I'm busier than a one-legged Riverdancer.
  • Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
  • The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.
  • He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
  • I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
  • He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
  • I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

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