At McDonald's the customer perused the menu and noted that you could order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. Half dozen nuggets was ordered.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
The following conversation was overheard at a restaurant:
- Girl: "Boy, I'm really parched."
- Boy: "Yeah, I'm full too!"
At a pizza-and-sub takeout recently the customer decided that he would try the hamburger sub that was listed, so he called ahead.
- Customer: "I'd like to place an order for pickup."
- Him: "Certainly, sir. What would you like to have?"
- Customer: "I'd like the hamburger sub, please."
- Him: "Excuse me, the HAMburger sub?"
- Customer: "Yes."
- Him: "I'm sorry, but we don't have HAMburger."
- Customer: "It's right here on the menu."
- Him: "We don't have HAMburger."
This went on a few times, until the customer finally asked for a cheeseburger sub without the cheese. He was happy to sell that.
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