- Double your drive space. Delete Windows.
- Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
- If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it.
- Resistance is futile (if > 1 ohm).
- My mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still.
- I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
- The control key on the keyboard does not work.
- The meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.
- Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
- Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
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