Sunday, April 22, 2012

MORE CLASSIC ONE LINERS

 

  • If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  • If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
  • If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
  • What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  • If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
  • Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

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