- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and donut, smash each donut with your fist.
- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
- Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
- Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
- Play a tape of jungle sounds at work all day.
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the intercom (don't disguise your voice).
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
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