Monday, April 23, 2012

ODD DEFINITIONS

 

Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.

  • Cobra: A brassiere for conjoined twins.
  • Coffee: The person on whom one coughs.
  • Control: A short, bearded prison inmate.
  • Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
  • Craughed: To laugh and cry simultaneously.
  • Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
  • Decafalon: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
  • Depart: De white line down de middle of de hair.
  • Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your way.
  • Divorce: The future tense of the word "marriage".

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