THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WORK

 

• A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
• If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
• The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
• When you try to prove to someone that something won't work, it will.
• As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
• Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
• Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
• Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
• The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
• The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.