- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
- There's no place like 127.0.0.1
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
- I'm supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Is it time for your medication or mine?
- Nyquil: the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- Getting on your feet means getting off your butt.
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