Thursday, May 31, 2012

MORE BUMPER WISDOM

 

  • I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
  • There's no place like 127.0.0.1
  • I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  • I'm supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
  • Earth is full. Go home.
  • Is it time for your medication or mine?
  • Nyquil: the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  • Getting on your feet means getting off your butt.

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