Wednesday, May 30, 2012

OVERHEARD AT THE TAKE AWAY!

 

  • Client: "I'd like a small coffee shake and nothing else."
  • Clerk: "Anything else?"
  • Client: "Uh...a cup?"

 

  • Customer: "I'll have a half dozen chicken nuggets."
  • Waitress: "I'm sorry, we don't have a half dozen. You can only order six, nine, or twelve."
  • Customer: "Well, ok, I'll have six then."

 

  • Client: "I'd like a large French fries please."
  • Clerk: "Would you like fries with that?"
  • Clerk: "I thought you didn't want fries."
  • Client: "No, I ordered a large French fries."
  • Clerk: "Ok. Do you want fries with that?"

Since saying no the last time had gotten the client nothing, he figured he’d better say yes this time.

So he was given two large fries.

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