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All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
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Strip mining prevents forest fires.
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I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
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I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
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A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
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The meek shall inherit the earth - after we're through with it.
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If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
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Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
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Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
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