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Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does.
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Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.
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Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
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Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
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Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".
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Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, 'Rock Hard'.
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When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week !!!"
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When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
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Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."
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Every time you see a broom yell, "Honey, your mother is here!"
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