More Bumper Wisdom

 

• Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
• Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
• Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
• Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
• Do they ever shut up on your planet.
• Do unto others before they do unto you.
• Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
• Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
• Don’t Take Life Too Seriously; You Won’t Get Out Alive