Saturday, July 23, 2011

MORE MURPHY'S LAWS

 

 

  • Interchangeable tapes won't.
  • Never trust modern technology.  Trust it only when it is old technology.
  • The bolt that is in the most awkward place will always be the one with the tightest thread.
  • The most ominous phrase in science: "_Uh_-oh . . ."
  • The 2nd worst thing you can hear the tech say is "Oops!" The worst thing you can hear the tech say is "oh s**t!"
  • Any example of hardware/software can be made fool-proof. It cannot, however, be made damn-fool-proof

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