- Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
- Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.
- The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
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