Are you ever stuck for words or in need of a way out of a tricky conversation? Not any more – ‘Self-Annihilating Sentences‘ are the perfect get-out clause which will instantly put an end to any argumentative or stagnant discourse!
- Emergency service provided only with twenty-four hours notice.
- The answer is maybe, and that's final!
- Before I begin my speech, there's something I want to say.
- All emergencies will henceforth be deferred!
- We will keep on fighting until the violence ends!
- I'm not leaving the party until I get home!
- He won thumbs down.
- Hips on shoulders, place! -- As you were! Can't be done; hips down!
- Do as much as you can! But you probably won't be able to.
- Ignore this sign.
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