Wednesday, September 21, 2011

MORE WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER

 

Life get’s tedious don’t it” sang Carson Robinson in the 1940’s. Ordering pizza can be so repetitious ... so .... put some fun into it!

 

  • Eliminate verbs from your speech.
  • When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
  • Play a sitar in the background.
  • Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
  • Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
  • Ask to see a menu.
  • Quote Carl Sandberg.
  • Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
  • Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
  • Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
  • Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

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