- You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
- You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- All your kids are named "Joe".
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You buy * & * by the barrel.
- You've worn out the handle on your favourite mug.
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