- What we need is a patch for stupidity!
- Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it!
- Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.
- Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!
- I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
- If you can't read this, thank the teacher's union.
- Procrastinate now.
- The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
- Rehab is for quitters.
- My dog can lick anyone!
- I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
- Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
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