- Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
- I love cooking with wine. Sometimes, I even put it in the food.
- If it weren't for stress, I'd have no energy at all.
- Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
- We cannot change the direction of the wind, but we can adjust our sails.
- Some days are a total waste of makeup.
- If the shoe fits, buy it in every colour.
- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
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