Church Bulletins often typed in a hurry as the weekend approaches have always been a source of humour. Read and enjoy what the typist never intended.
- "Say 'hell' to someone who doesn't like you."
- "Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."
- "Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow."
- "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."
- "O come all ye faithful, sin in exultation."
- "After today's service, coffee and donuts will be served in the basement. Please come down and say hell to the pastor."
- "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
- "For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
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