MORE CHURCH BULLETIN QUOTATIONS

 

Church Bulletins often typed in a hurry as the weekend approaches have always been a source of humour. Read and enjoy what the typist never intended.

• "The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer."
• "Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."
• "This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends."
• "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
• "There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."
• "At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice."
• "Life groups meet on Wednesday evening at 7:00 PM for food, fun, and fellowwhipping."
• "Marriage: An Institution To Be Endured." -- The subject of a sermon that should have read, "An Institution To Endure."