Monday, July 11, 2011

MORE MURPHY'S LAWS

 

 

  • It is never wise to let a piece of electronic equipment know that you are in a hurry.
  • Don't fix something that ain't broke, 'cause you'll break it and you still can't fix it
  • You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track only by the splatter of the blood stains
  • Dobie's Dogma: If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed.
  • A screw will never fit a nut.
  • Standard parts are not.
  • When working on a motor vehicle engine, any tool dropped will land directly under the centre of the engine.

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