- Wear short sleeves; support your right to bare arms!
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
- I love cats; they taste just like chicken.
- Lord save me from your followers.
- I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else
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