Saturday, June 16, 2012

HELPING YOU THROUGH ANY BAD DAY

 

  • If you can stay calm while everything around you is chaos, then you probably don't understand the seriousness of the situation.
  • Plagiarism saves a lot of time.
  • If your request was truly urgent I would have done it already.
  • It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
  • Always stay 100% behind your boss. Then it's easier to stab him in the back.
  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
  • Please file everything under B, for bulls*@t.
  • Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
  • After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

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