Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.
- Namesis: A person who shares your name but is much richer and more famous than you.
- Negligent: Absent-mindedly answering the door wearing only a nightgown.
- Onosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
- Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
- Out of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo.
- Oyster: A person who sprinkles his conversations with Yiddishisms.
- Paradox: Two physicians.
- Parachute: A double barrelled shotgun.
- Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
- Pedestrian: A motorist with two or more children of driving age.
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