Monday, June 11, 2012

MORE ODD DEFINITIONS

 

Often words in a modern society take on new, different and somewhat humorous meanings.

  • Namesis: A person who shares your name but is much richer and more famous than you.
  • Negligent: Absent-mindedly answering the door wearing only a nightgown.
  • Onosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
  • Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
  • Out of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo.
  • Oyster: A person who sprinkles his conversations with Yiddishisms.
  • Paradox: Two physicians.
  • Parachute: A double barrelled shotgun.
  • Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
  • Pedestrian: A motorist with two or more children of driving age.

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