OVERHEARD AT CAFES

 

Going to a small town restaurant for a bite to eat one evening, the client was in the mood for a ham and cheese omelette. Looking at the menu, there was a ham omelette listed and a cheese omelette listed, but no combination. So when the waitress came for the order:

• Client "I'd like a ham AND cheese omelette, please."
• Her: "I...don't know. I'll have to ask the chef."
• Client: "Uh...ok."

She left and returned a minute later.

• Her: "The chef says he'll have to put eggs in it to hold it together!"
• Client: (blank stare) "...Well, if he HAS to put eggs in it, that'll be ok!"

Working at a Subway restaurant, this happens quite often:

• Employee: "How can I help you?"
• Customer: "I'd like a Club with everything."

Employee starts putting cheese on the bread.

• Customer: "No cheese."
• Employee: "Ok."

Starts putting vegetables on the bread.

• Customer: "No lettuce or pickles."
• Employee: "Ok."
• Customer: "No olives."
• Employee: "Everything, right?"
• Customer: "Yes."
• Employee: "Everything?"
• Customer: "Everything."
• Employee: "Ok."