Wednesday, September 4, 2013

More Ideas To Tick People Off


  • Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  • Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  • As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  • Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  • Ask people what gender they are.
  • While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Sing along at the opera.
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  • Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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